AUCTION

 

City & County Auction is a coming

 

 

 

 

                                             How come it is? As one grows older

 

                                                       Ones butt grows “wider”

                                

                                                                      And

 

                                                The toilet paper grows  “narrower”

 

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How come most experts don’t have a

 

A  pot

nor

A window

 

 

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A couple of thoughts

 

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman

AND NEITHER ONE WORKS

 

Talk low and slow

And don’t say too much

 

 

 All auctions rain or shine 

 

And remember the BID stops here not on the phone or some one behind the tag.